Windy

I started writing and designing this blog on my sister’s living room table, which provides easy access to her pantry. In her pantry, I discovered this:

“Bum Hummers – 1,000 farts in a jar!!! Net 500g”
Picture: © Roger Overall 2007

I should have mentioned that my sister lives in Australia. I live in Ireland, where they call them pickled onions.

My 6-year-old niece calls farts “fluffs”.